So Thanksgiving is coming up. I'm sure you've heard about it. Following that is Black Friday. My favorite day of the year! It is always full of shopping, Christmas shit, empty wallets and crazy women clawing at gaming systems and Polly Pocket sets that cost 7 thousand dollars. (I'm sorry Josh, I fought the lady tooth and nail for the last x-box 360, I even brought out my brass knuckles, but she trumped me with a home made atom bomb.) I might skip out on Black Friday this year. I'll go on yellow-orange Tuesday.
I'm flying home this year with big pimpin' for Christmas. I am so excited, I think I'll go wait at the airport now. I love Christmas time in New York. It's so much more... Christmasy there. What with all the snow and children busting their faces open on back yard ice rinks. Living in Louisiana makes for shitty holidays. Id rather spend Christmas day outside with my son, building snow men and eating yellow snow, not lounging in 70 degree weather with my "its not hot enough for shorts, but not cold enough for a jacket" clothing on. Last year it was 71 degrees on Christmas day here. It was bullshit. I hate Louisiana. And all the other states that hardly ever get snow. You all suck. Okay, that's a lie. I enjoy Florida. But only when it's summer. And when I am single. Nobody wants to see santa flying around with a bunch of reindeer in his speedo.
So what do I want for Christmas? Wal-Mart and Target gift cards. 3 years supply of chapstick, the black tube kind. Crown Royal. 100,000 dollars. And... some grenades, for the sole purpose of threat.
Also? I got my Twilight tickets today. Friday morning at 12:01. My husband came home with them this morning. Boy, he knows how to get to a girls heart. Buy her tickets to a movie so she can swoon over a fine 17 year old vampire. Did I just say "fine"? I'm going to bed.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
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Awesome! I want my Twilight tickets already!
Love the blog! Visit me sometime. :)
Yup, wife and oldest daughter are going Friday too. They're pretty excited, heh.
My mom and I take my girls out shopping on Black Friday. Although I refuse to get up early to do so. So really it's pointless to even go out shopping because I miss all the "good" sales. Or if the sale is still going on everything has been torn through and the thought of digging through crumpled items on the floor of any store does NOT appeal to me. So why do I go?? Tradition I guess. Although I've heard that Black Friday online shopping has even bigger savings than in the stores...hmm..something to think about I guess.
Yes I'm rambling today..I'm having trouble getting my thoughts put together this morning...I'm PACKING and it's HELL!!
I hate Louisiana too, for everything, not just the holidays.
Bring on the TWILIGHT!
I hope you said "faaaaaaaaahne." Do Louisiana proud, girl.
Going to bed with the thoughts of a 17 year-old vampire will cause you to wake up with wrinkled finger tips (too much moisture don’t ya know.)
Oh, I'm *so* with you on needing it to be, you know, CHRISTMASSY for it to be Christmas. I hate spending Christmas with my grandparents now because they live in Florida. It's just not Christmas.
Enjoy Twilight! Have fun tonight!
It sounds like you have a nice holiday planned. Have fun at the movie:-)
We did black Friday one year. Somehow we only snagged one really good deal and the rest of he stuff was that same price 2 weeks later anyway. My goal remains to have all shopping done by Dec 1. No stress after Dec 1. That's my mantra.
Christmas in Vegas barely feels like Christmas. :(
I want midnight showing tickets! I got my 4:55 tickets.
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