I've released my URL to my family. Specifically, my mom. I'm not so sure this was a good idea. Not because I bad mouth my family, but because I fear for the worst. They will read, they will gossip, and then the entire state of New York will know how awesome my life is.
I was chatting on the phone with my mama last night and mentioned my blog. I tell my mom everything. Almost. (Hi mom! Kisses!) I gave her the URL and she said she'd start reading it today. It's not like I talk about my sex life on here... often. But sometimes I leave out details for her brains sake. I'm sure if I told her everything, she'd probably get worried and smoke 3 packs a day and then be diagnosed with chronic bronchitis, or worse... insanity.
She knows how open I am, and how my life is an open book. But we both know that sometimes it shouldn't be. But it always is. Because I just don't give a damn. So, mom. If you want to continue reading, bless your heart. It isn't as bad as it sounds.
James got a new job. Security to be exact. I like to call it "rent-a-cop", but he always gets mad and depressed when I say that. It's a Contracted Law Enforcement Agent. Good hours, good pay, good benefits. Now, if he could just be a better husband. I'm still relying on the good ol' State of Louisiana Lottery system, or my idea of running for president. Both seem like they're adequately legit options for me. Except for the whole pantsuit thing. Or having my face plastered on I-10 with huge pink lettering, "I won 30 Mil, You can too!". But other than that, I think I have a good shot. Just gotta keep my options open.
James bought a pistol. 9 mil. Beretta. Or whatever. I think they should have gave him a dart gun. They just don't know James like I do. I fear for the public and James' coworkers. But then again, never bring darts to a gun fight. I'm married to Barney Fife. Goody gum drops.
Today I am going to a funeral. My sanity passed away recently. It's only right that I go pay my respect and share some final words. You'll be forever missed.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
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I love your sense of humor. I am sure your mom will enjoy your blog as much as everyone else :D
I take a few days off, come back, and find you going to a funeral (???), your husband with a new job (great!), and you giving your URL out to your family (I did too!). Are things good? Georgie sounded like it was exhausting. Was it a good break? I took my break but stayed local. I wish I had gone to Georgia. I could use a little country air.
So... join us next week for Twitter GNO. We'd love having you spice it up!
Great chatting with you with you again. (I act like its been weeks LOL.)
Your Blog is HALARIOUS! I hope you don't mind if I become a regular reader! I'm in love with your sense of humor!
You're too funny!! Thanks for stopping by my blog today! I'm in the same boat as you where... my family doesn't know I (gasp) blog. Do I tell them? or not? I'm thinking not yet.
You are one brave soul to share your blog with family! I used to share mine with my family but one day when my mom asked me for the link again since her computer crashed, I fibbed and said I no longer kept it up. But then again, we aren't close the way it sounds like you and your mother are!
I had to laugh about the Rent-A-Cop comment. My ex-husband used to work in security too and that's what I called him also. They let him carry a gun too, which scared the living daylights out of me. Not for him but for other people he might encounter!
I told my family about my blog and wished I hadnt because now I CANT talk about them-lol!
My sympathies on the loss of your sanity. Mine up and left several years ago...
And good luck with the lottery winning!
Sanity isn't all it's cracked up to be:-) Hee, hee, hee.
You know, I don't know what it is with those rent-a-cop places. I have an ex (I call him my ex-crazy-person). And they gave him a gun. I am surprised that I am still alive.
Who knows.. your mother will have her own blog one of these days too. hehehe. :>
you know what? if my mom read my blog, i would blow it up. i don't even blog about personal stuff either..she is just not one of my "friends" and it would be so weird for her to be mingling with me and my blogging buddies. she's free to read it, but don't let me know.
i agree with the other comments, funny stuff! thanks for stopping by my blog, i will have to add you to my reader~!
i keep another blog i don't even tell nobody about. lol. it's so much fun, i'm free at last, free at last. thank blog almighty, i'm free at last!
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